This was originally posted on GRcade by Zenigame, but for those of you who missed it, I’ve decided to reproduce it here.
So got put into a game on Big Team Slayer and as the game was starting I noticed a certain Gamertag on the opposing team. “toxic rf”. Nah, it couldn’t be, could it? Toxic? 😮
So from that moment I made it my duty to forget the game of One Flag for my new goal. Teabag Toxic!
This proved quite difficult.
I first spotted him hiding between some trees, and despite being shot at from all directions (and nearly splattered) I decided it would be a good idea to charge in his direction.
He killed me.
However looking back on the Theatre mode I nearly killed him. And he was killed soon after due to me taking away his sheild.
After re-spawning, and not knowing he had died, I decided to head back to the trees to see if he was still lurking there.
He killed me. From across the map with his sniper rifle.
Someone on my team was getting pissed off with us not getting the flag. So I drove my mongoose into their base and ran out with their flag. However Toxic was waiting and chased me out with his shotgun. And killed me. No pictures of this because I uploaded a video because it was funny. But apparently I need Bungie Pro to view that online. Fuck that.
It was now the last round of One Flag. Was on the offense. I decided to try sneaking around the map. However as I was heading to our cave out popped Toxic.
This time he didn’t kill me:
Got him.
Now to teabag.
Unfortunately his corpse landing the wrong way. No allowing proper balls-to-mouth teabagging so I had to resort to donkey punching him. Which was quite fitting really.
So that was my random encounter with toxic. I hope it was the toxic and not just some randomer.
He may have killed me 3 times. But I abused his corpse. Which makes me the winner.
I wondered why that guy was so very intent on tea-bagging and shooting my corpse!
Shame he didn’t catch me in the next match I had – I went for 24 kills and 0 deaths and was pretty much a wall of death.
