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Shopping List LOLs #5

By Iain February 22, 2014Films/TV, ReflectionsNo Comments

Hi. Welcome to the no-longer-new feature which, as you can see from the title of this post, I'm calling Shopping List LOLs. What is it about I hear you ask? Well, I work in a supermarket and sometimes I find peoples discarded shopping lists. I read them, and are amazed by them, they make me thankful I'm normal. What I'll…

Shopping List LOLs #3

By Iain February 8, 2014ReflectionsNo Comments

Hi. Welcome to the semi-new feature which, as you can see from the title of this post, I'm calling Shopping List LOLs. What is it about I hear you ask? Well, I work in a supermarket and sometimes I find peoples discarded shopping lists. I read them, and are amazed by them, they make me thankful I'm normal. What I'll…

I do not recognise that particular meal

By Iain September 10, 2013ReflectionsNo Comments

How come some people just can't get their head round that you like to eat Asda Smart Price pre-cooked chicken washed down with a banana and strawberry smoothie? And why do other people feel the need to scoff at you when you want to eat a poached egg with no bread? Dairy (especially full-fat dairy), makes me bloated, why is…