Hi. Welcome to the semi-new feature which, as you can see from the title of this post, I’m calling Shopping List LOLs. What is it about I hear you ask? Well, I work in a supermarket and sometimes I find peoples discarded shopping lists. I read them, and are amazed by them, they make me thankful I’m normal. What I’ll do is, take a picture of one, try and keep the resolution nice and high so you can read it, then go through the list, taking the mickey out of it, naturally.
I think this person is male. Do you? Does it matter? Not on this one, I don’t think.
A net of onions. Is that like a bunch of bananas? A vine of grapes?
A pint of vinegar is a lot of vinegar.
Haha, this guy is buying bread, what a loser… Ah, this one is too normal, it’s too hard to take the piss.
What is he making? My best guess is a massive batch of some kind of spicy onion and apple chutney.
Sounds fucking grim.
Think you can be funnier? Let me know in the comments.
