I’m an asshole: Part two

When people ask if we have any Grand Theft Auto V in stock I ask which format they would like it on. If they want the Xbox 360 version and we happen to not have any in stock, I let them down gently. Before taking great delight in mentioning we've got loads for PS3. This guy and his wife came…

mp-three-asy!

That atrocious title was a pun as I'm updating my mp3 player now - and it's so fucking slow. Probably doesn't help that I'm going from an external hard-drive, through the PC, to an SD card inside my mp3 player, but hey whatever. What I really need is one of those mp3 players with stupidly massive storage, something like the…

I’m an asshole

I took great delight in showing people that we had Grand Theft Auto V in stock today - Especially as they cannot buy it until tomorrow. I am an asshole. But I don't care! Posted from WordPress for Windows Phone

I do not recognise that particular meal

How come some people just can't get their head round that you like to eat Asda Smart Price pre-cooked chicken washed down with a banana and strawberry smoothie? And why do other people feel the need to scoff at you when you want to eat a poached egg with no bread? Dairy (especially full-fat dairy), makes me bloated, why is…
Disney Skylanders

Disney Skylanders

I really wish I had thought of the whole damn Skylander franchise. Such a good idea, making the Pokémon "Gotta Catch 'Em All" mantra a money-spinning physical reality that actually has in-game ramifications. Sure, they could've made extra characters cost money via DLC, but releasing them as actual real-world toys that you can level up and use in the game?…
Adventure Time

Adventure Time

Seriously - this show is amazing. Lewis introduced it to me, and after watching just one episode I was enthralled. I thought the art style was a little off at first, but the sheer imagination evident in the character designs made that fade into nothing. It's not just the visuals, it's the unique characterisation, as well as the original twists…

No longer annoyed

I've got WordPress, BuddyPress and bbPress playing nicely now - all that remains is to —SECRET NEW PROJECT— them with —SECRET NEW PROJECT— the —SECRET NEW PROJECT— so the —SECRET NEW PROJECT— and —SECRET NEW PROJECT—. Wish me luck! Posted from WordPress for Windows Phone