Hi. Welcome to the semi-new feature which, as you can see from the title of this post, I’m calling Shopping List LOLs. What is it about I hear you ask? Well, I work in a supermarket and sometimes I find peoples discarded shopping lists. I read them, and are amazed by them, they make me thankful I’m normal. What I’ll do is, take a picture of one, try and keep the resolution nice and high so you can read it, then go through the list, taking the mickey out of it, naturally.
First things first, I must address the fact that this person believes that shower gel and cat food are interchangeable. They are not. Ever. At all. Feeding your cat shower gel is just as bad an idea as washing your body with cat food.
So, what other weird stuff has this guy put on his list? Big chips. Not small ones. Big ones. I wonder how big? Like, as big as a cereal box? That’s pretty big.
The rest of it may seem pretty normal, but look, given that he thinks cat food and shower gel are interchangeable, he could, for all we know, be taking photographs of himself frisbeeing his new The Hobbit DVD into the fireplace while trying to hoop-la his tomato sauce covered penis with frozen onion rings, with the fags stuck in his Xbox.
Still, he’ll look good in his new, cheap, size eight trainers from George at Asda. Surrounded by dead (but very clean) cats and reeking of Felix.
Think you can be funnier? Let me know in the comments.
