This was originally posted in the Bloggers section on the now-defunct Poopgang forum.
I almost trod on my cat whilst getting out of the bath, not wanting to hurt him I moved awkwardly and as my feet were wet I slipped on the floor, both legs went flying, and I landed on my ass with a huge bump.
I feel like I’ve broken my coccyx.
My cats name is Gizmo.
So, I got Gizm-owned.
