I do not recognise that particular meal

How come some people just can't get their head round that you like to eat Asda Smart Price pre-cooked chicken washed down with a banana and strawberry smoothie? And why do other people feel the need to scoff at you when you want to eat a poached egg with no bread? Dairy (especially full-fat dairy), makes me bloated, why is…

Corned beef and tomato sandwiches

I wasn't feeling too great yesterday, I was all bunged up, feeling like something was trying to slowly burst out of my head. But, because she's generally the greatest person in the world, Jane was totally lovely yesterday, she made me corned beef and tomato sandwiches for lunch. Took me right back to my Nan's house - corned beef and…

Three months down, a lifetime to go

This was originally posted in the Bloggers section on the now-defunct Poopgang forum. So, that's about three months of no smoking. I didn't think I could last this long, or even last three days, but I have. I don't feel I'm a non-smoker yet though, that's for when I stop getting mad, strong cravings like all the time. S'funny, I…