Hi. Welcome to a new feature which, as you can see from the title of this post, I’m calling Shopping List LOLs. What is it about I hear you ask? Well, I work in a supermarket and sometimes I find peoples discarded shopping lists. I read them, and are amazed by them, they make me lol out loud. What I’ll do is, take a picture of one, try and keep the resolution nice and high, then go through the list, taking the mickey out of it, naturally.
I’ll start off slowly with a simple one, I think: Paper, Beer… and Sweetcorn Relish? Now, I know from personal experience that people don’t get home and immediately use the things they buy – but I’d love to imagine this guy getting home, absent-mindedly slamming his front door behind him, heading straight to his bedroom whilst stripping off, cracking open and downing a beer on the way up the stairs, placing several sheets of paper down on the floor as he removes his last few stitches of clothing, then laying down on the paper and proceeding to give his naked body a sweetcorn relish outline.
Picture that.
Think you can be funnier? Let me know in the comments.
