I am going to watch them. I will call it: Avengers Week. Have a shitty graphic in putrid colours and Comic Sans.
Starting with Iron Man, then The Incredible Hulk (the one with Edward Norton in it, I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen it), then Iron Man 2, then Thor, then Captain America (which I’m not looking forward to if I’m being honest – Cap isn’t exactly my favourite super-hero, he’s too… American for my liking), then finally, Avengers Assemble.
After my twelve hour journey through special-effect-laden Super-Hero frolics, I’m going to write about them. I have no desire to calculate if it will take me exactly twelve hours to watch them. I’m just working it out as twelve hours. Six films, roughly two hours each, twelve hours. Those numbers are good enough for me.
