Man, it’s horrible. Give this one a miss if you are squeamish at all.
I’m not sure which is worse, the projectile vomiting or the diarrhoea that takes you totally by surprise. It first took hold of me on Sunday morning – I threw up Saturday nights dinner and then a load of stomach bile for good measure. Then, over the course of the day I spent roughly two hours on the toilet. It was like using an orange juicer – you think you’ve got it all out then you find a bit you missed and “splosh”, more juice.
I’ve lost 10lbs in the last two days, surviving on a diet of toast and Lucozade, and I don’t feel anywhere near over it. All in all, it is not an experience I’d recommend to anyone.
