.hack review

.hack review

This review was written for Poopgang in 2005. The original screenshots were mostly lost, these new ones are from Neoseeker. Format: Playstation 2 Developer: CyberConnect2 Publisher: Atari Release: 26th March 2004 .hack//infection, .hack//mutation, .hack//outbreak, .hack//quarantine. A series of four “online”, yet most definitely offline, role playing games where you play a character that plays an online game. Sound confusing? To…

Final Fantasy X-2 review

Again, written for Poopgang. I found the "slices" (as I liked to call them) for this one. For some reason I didn't mind the dithering caused by saving them as gifs. Format: Playstation 2 Developer: Square Enix Publisher: Electronic Arts Release: February 2004 Final Fantasy. One of the oldest videogame franchises that still has that special something. The series began…
Bujingai Swordmaster review

Bujingai Swordmaster review

Blah, blah, review, blah, blah, Poopgang, blah, blah, 2005. You know the drill. Format – PS2 Developer – Taito/Red Entertainment Publisher – 505 Gamestreet Release – February 2005 What is it with Japanese rock stars and videogames? First Takeshi Kaneshiro provided the image and voice for Samanosuke in Onimusha, and now the effeminate heart-throb Gackt has provided his likeness for…

Essential Charts Q1/Q2 2005

For the first and second quarters of 2005, I quite possibly overstretched myself and made the charts too unwieldy to continue. As well as PS2, Gamecube, Gameboy Advance, PC and Xbox games, I also included several retro consoles such as the Sega Saturn and the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Here are the bloated results.

Essential Charts Q1/Q2 2004

Back in 2004/5, I ran this thing called The Essential Charts on Gamesradar. The jist is this: Everyone picks their five favourite games and can either rank them from 1 to 5 (the game placed first gets five points, the game placed second gets four points and so on), or just have 5 games in no particular order, each scoring 3 points. I would then compile the scores and we’d have the top 15 “Essential” games for that format.

Beautiful (Boring) Katamari

Beautiful (Boring) Katamari

What on Earth possessed the developers of Beautiful Katamari to put a "100 hours played" Achievement in there? I had finished the game, wrapped up most of the other Achievements* and had pretty much seen all the game had to offer before I'd even got the "50 hours played" award. Worse still, I have no idea how much longer I…

Ah, Rez was good

This was originally posted in the Bloggers section on the now-defunct Poopgang forum. Finally unlocked the last custom colour scheme for Direct Assault on the PS2 version, it was literally years ago that I 100%ed the Dreamcast version, seems a lifetime ago. I always forget how hard area 2 is to 100%... Listening to the soundtrack is one thing, but…

I just don’t know what to do with myself

This was originally posted in the Bloggers section on the now-defunct Poopgang forum. Since the courses have been cancelled I've been wandering around for a week just not knowing what to do or how to get things back on track. Applied for a couple more jobs, got turned down, what the fuck? Ah, bollocks to it, I'm going to play…